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It’s a BOY!

So, you are having a boy?

We need to talk about diaper changes. Changing a boy diaper isn’t too hard, if you know what you are doing. I did not know what I was doing when I changed that first diaper.

I ended up getting peed on. It hit my face, my eyes, and um inside my mouth. I shouldn’t have screamed, it might not have been so bad. Also, my reflexes were really slow because I was tired.

Here are some tips to help you out…

I can change a wet diaper in under twelve seconds. This is similar to some of the best NASCAR crew’s pit stop times. How fast can you change a diaper?

Yours truly,

Stork Mama